loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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