it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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