i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I would fuck him just for his dog
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