Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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