I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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