And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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