Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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