Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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