i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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