we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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