This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The ass gains better be worth it
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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