I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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