I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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