I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Randomize