YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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