You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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