what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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