Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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