perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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