Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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