oh god the rape fog is back!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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