I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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