Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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