can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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