Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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