I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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