Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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