Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Barsexuality is the new black.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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