For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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