Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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