Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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