Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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