And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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