Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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