He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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