What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
