Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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