he wants to bone in the snuggie
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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