Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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