you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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