toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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