Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
