census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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