You work out of a Hotel?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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