its not stalking. its research.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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