I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
