It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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