She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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