If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
false alarm. still invincible.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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