ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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