omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I pour the whiskey from now on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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