you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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