playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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