Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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