If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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