Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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