we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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