awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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