can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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