but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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