i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
God, I missed his penis.
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